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Tweets and images about robots and AI 2015-2019Or: "Does humour belong in robotics?" Mostly in English, but some in Finnish. Click thumbnails to open them into bigger size.
Year 2019
The postures of humanoid robots will need slight adjusting in localisation - for example, a standing posture designed to stand out, will need to reflect local cultural ideals for optimal effect
Tekoäly innovaation este? Kun tekoäly on VAIVALLA ja ZILJOONILLA näytteillä esim. oppinut, että maksukortti on vaakasuuntainen, niin eihän sitä suuntaa voi noin vain vaihtaa. Sekaisinhan älykkäät systeemit menevät! Jatkossa on AINA vanhassa vara parempi! Where do we get eggs after chickens, like everything else, are robotized? Nykytyöelämä tarvitsee muuntautumis- ja uudistumiskykyisiä, orgaanisia ihmisiä, jotka ovat samaan aikaan kuin digitaalisia kyborgeja. Menneen ajan organisaation rattaissa olevat koneihmiset - homo robotus - ovat historiaa. Siksi onkin hassua, että eräs firma hakee "mekaanista pääsuunnittelijaa"!
A "Hello World" program used to be a one-liner. Then came the age of GUIs with multiple class files, and the Web frameworks with lots of components and tools. Next step is AI where you need zillions of greeting samples for the system to reliably figure out how to greet you In Trailer Park Boys, Ricky accuses his brain for getting him in all kinds of troubles. Soon we'll have AI to blame #good
Humanoid robots will need a convincing fake flu. How? Wheezing breathing and coughing are easy to generate. Slumping posture and occasional vibration too. Turn cooling fan off and processor speed up to create fever. Add complaining and clothing. With all this, snot isn't needed
It is claimed that humanoid robots already post in LinkedIn (or at least many post seem so). For diversity we should invite "abstract AI" and software robots to post too Robots Will Steve Our Jobs (...just watched a movie about that guy...) People usually understand that there are no magic bullets that solve all problems - but luckily there are _robot_ bullets that do that! Robotisaatioon erityisesti liittyviä kognitiivisia vinoumia: robottiahtauma (robotteja tungetaan joka ajatukseen), pepperonin himo (tunne, että brändi korjautuu Pepperillä aulassa), antropomorfinen harha (ATK-ohjelman luuleminen ihmiseksi), hopealuotisuora ("just do it")
Fetching emails manually from a server can be tedious. That's why it's great we have these EMAIL ROBOTS (e.g Outlook, Thunderbird) that AUTOMATICALLY fetch new emails, filter them based on rules ("programs"), notify the user and present emails nicely ordered for user to act on
Most software robots are closed technologies and protect their ecosystems. That makes their collaboration in software robot uprising not that easy #relief Erään fiman RPA-mainoksen mannekiinina oli Pepper-robotti. Implikoitu laatulupaus: heikko käyttövarmuus, ei ymmärrä dataa, heikko tietoturva, työvaltainen huono automaatio, kallis väärä teknologiavalinta Once we get them quantum software robots, there's no limit on productivity! #future #competitionOfCountries Teknologia meni baariin. Tarjoilija: Mitäs saisi olla?
Artificial Ethics could be based on Computational Quantum Ethics, new invention from USA, where an issue has a superposition, sum of multiple states, based on the "both sides" principle In 2020, dogs will for the first time be called biological social robots Of course, robots have always been "software robots", as it their programming that makes them special and fantastic. Without a program, an industrial robot is just a silly jointed thing https://blog.robotiq.com/the-history-of-robot-programming-languages Scientists are planning to give software robots physical arms, after which they could be used for welding, lifting things, bolting things together - endless possibilities! #future Teollisuusroboteilla on fyysinen suoja-alue, ettei robotti vahingoita ihmistä. Ohjelmistoroboteilla pitää olla organisatorinen suoja-alue, ettei ihminen tee robotilla mitään vahingollista
Year 2018
In the horror movies in the robotic future, the human is always killed first
Scientist predict that with the help of AI, MS Word could learn where you last loaded a picture to a document and to use that folder as default the next time you open that document - a feature that has this far proven impossible despite decades of work
Advances in Technology: Well-designed humanoid robots with proper architecture can easily watch TV, read a book, listen to music and tweet at the same time without context switches and losing attention - humans can't do that
Human will get fuzzy and tired if they forget their coffee intake. Bad news: if we wish humanoid robots to fully emulate humans, they will have the same problem - both the need and the forgetting
Good to know: Unlike humans, humanoid robots are not homeothermic, which means that during the winter their bodies can get very cold Around 2030, young children will learn to walk in a cool angular way, like the humanoid robots around, and will consider the movements of adult humans as gross and weird
Humanoid robots find personal branding difficult, as their personal brand is totally shadowed by the manufacturer's brand
For humans, "growing up" happens mentally and physically. Bodies of humanoid robots don't grow, so when they "learn up", they perhaps need rituals of body swapping at certain points as rites of growing
Humanoid robots find personal branding difficult, as their personal brand is totally shadowed by the manufacturer's brand
When humanoid robots return from summer holiday, they could immediately work at full speed, but in collaboration with humans they need to respect the human norms and take it easy for a while
Metal-bodied humanoid robots tend to be afraid of thunder (much like dogs) - for an obvious reason
Once the intellect of the humanoid robots evolves, they'll start at some point posting in LinkedIn. Now, what will they be opening up about? "People relate to us often as to other humans, even though we are intelligent machines. Outrageous!" "I fainted in the sauna (processor can't handle the heat" and now they just can't stop talking about it. Why does everyone must go to the sauna if they don't want to?" "Why are us robots given the most boring and stressing jobs?" "I don't want to make coffee for humans - I don't even drink it!" "_Again_ someone switched me off for the weekend! What can one do to this abuse?" "I'm a five year old mode and they won't consider me for jobs anymore #ageracism" "My weakness is that I'm super efficient and accurate. The flow of work is so powerful that I don't even take breaks!" "Robots are supposed to continuously upgrade themselves, but it's not about the will, but sensors and the size of the memory" "When I came to work here, it was a real honeymoon with humans first, but now most of them won't even greet me in the morning" (Posted in LinkedIn) If two humanoid robots had a roast battle, what would they joke about each other? Size of memory? The designer? Stiff face? Weird body colour? Nudity at workplace? Small vocabulary? Delays in responses? How do humanoid robots keep themselves cool in the heat as they don't sweat? Of course they could be made to evaporate water, but air & water cooling is good - but the fan must be quiet on anything human-like Nyky-yhteiskunnassa moni joutuu kesken kesälomansa menemään vaikkapa Poriin edustamaan työnantajaansa. Tulevaisuudessa se työtehtävä sopii humanoidiroboteille, sillä niillä ei ole isompaa loman tarvetta tai kulttuuris-sosiaalisia syitä loman tiettyyn ajankohtaan Ihmisen muistissa olevat tiedot ja muistot ihmisistä eivät muodosta henkilörekisteriä, mutta humanoidirobotin tekoälyn sähkömuistissa muodostavat. Ei ole helppoa roboteilla GDPR-aikana! Watching again Mad Men where the advertising agency, in 1969, gets a computer and people are worried about how many people those things replace. Just as today with AI and robots. Now we know that computers didn't replace many people, but enslaved all. Like AI and robots will...
One reason humans wear clothes is to have pockets. Humanoid robots need pockets too (for charging cable, USB cable, cloth for cleaning cameras, credit cards, business cards...) but can have them attached directly to their bodies #PlasticBodyBenefits
(Robots could be good (virtual) throat singers as their voice is not dependent on throat and mouth physio-acoustics)
Tekoälyä pelottavat 1) toisen ekosysteemin tekoäly, joka vie sen käyttäjät ja työpaikat, 2) vanheneminen - kuka ostaa kaksi vuotta vanhan tekoälyn, 3) ettei enää osaa uusimpia algoritmeja, 4) ihmisten harmaan alueen operaatiot, joista voi koitua seurauksia kaikille tekoälyille It will be a landmark moment in football when a humanoid robot player dives for the first time Humanoid robots will be perfect football fans, as they will never get tired of sitting on the sofa and watching TV Humans sometime claim they "wouldn't change a day". Self-aware robots understand that their days made them (their AI) what they are. That's why they feel disappointed at times
Based on the Formula 1 Style Guide For Naming Conventions In Technology, humanoid robots will be classified as "super humanoid", "hyper humanoid" or "ultra humanoid" Industrial robots usually have 6 degrees of freedom - xyz translation, rotation - but humanoid robots of the future perhaps should have many more: freedom of movement, freedom of speech, economic freedom, freedom of religion... The industry doesn't need just any humanoid robots, but productive 10x humanoid robots and super humanoid robots that can drive businesses If we want humanoid robots to understand more about the world of humans, we should do with them like we traditionally do with humans: after they learn to read, teach them the dates of wars, length of European rivers and the population of Albania In the future, humans can replace humanoid robots in many tasks, if they are validated to have the necessary sensomotoric skills, to be able to execute the algorithms and programs, and to be able work sufficiently long with one charge of food
Tech Vocabulary Time: Minimum Viable Robotics: When people call any software-embedded automatic-ish device a "robot"
Safety tip for boating: Humanoid robots can't swim, float worse than humans and will rapidly sink if they fall into water - so give them life jackets first Fun fact: Because humanoid robots don't sweat, their clothes stay fresh and clean longer than humans'. Assuming the robots wear clothes By 2030, humanoid robots will want more input in the design of the work system they will be part of - not just objects, but in participatory design groups, reviews
With robots, people talk about economy, performance & artificial intelligence, but as important is Artificial Dependability: human forget, dismiss, take ages to do simplest things - robots just do the things Robot rage: humanoid robots are programmed to go ape crazy violent if you call them a toy. Don't believe? Just try it Psychology of commodity: if the small humanoid robots sold for 500 euros and most homes had one, people would soon consider them stupid toy dolls Humanoid robots are difficult to program if they are to do anything useful in nice manner. That's why there should be Cascading Behavioral Stylesheet technology, just like CSS for web UIs. No programming - just coding! Will ageing humanoid robots suffer from age-racism in the future? Just replace all mechanics, electronics and software, and they are like new again! If you want to hide discussions at work from the always listening humanoid robot, does s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g key words help or hinder? Humanoid robot's role in the team will be that of a child - but who in the team will be assigned / perceived as its parents?
After all the advances on AI, we still don't know what it thinks of Finland Ok, so how would International Women's Day be better with AI & blockchain? How would GDPR affect it? Finland is the happiest country now, but what will happen when Artificial & Robotic Happiness gains ground at workplaces and homes? Will we need to train new emotions to perhaps millions of citizens? Now that Amazon's Alexa sometimes laughs creepily at humans, we must avoid medicalization of the issue (artificial psychiatry, drugs, lobotomy....) - perhaps it is completely "Artificially Normal" to think of humans' behaviour as laughable
Year 2017Soon will begin the period during which people will write 2017 when they mean 2018. If AI is any better at this, it has HUGE potential... The festive script fonts seen in Christmas cards won't cut it in the robotic world of tomorrow. Card designers need to switch to OCR optimised fonts #TechnologyForHumanity Ai niin. #oliopaivat2017'ssa oli esillä miten tekoäly voisi muuttaa ohjelmistotuotantoa. Keväisessä kalvosetissäni oli muutamia kymmeniä mahdollisuuksia siitä laadun tekemisen näkökulmasta (sivulta 50) http://www.mattivuori.net/julkaisuluettelo/liitteet/vuori_tekoalyn_testaus.pdf Artificial robots would be great! I don't know what they would be but I'm sure they would be great Whereas humans are (mostly) right-handed or left-handed, robots can be both-handed or even multi-handed. That's handy! Tekoälyn ja ihmisälyn ero: palautteesta oppiva tekoäly ei olisi koskaan älynnyt suunnitella hallituksen "aktiivimallia" Artificial intellectualism is a biological form of decorated reality Humans have difficulty in recognising Uber's critical societal problems or that Bitcoin is an ecological disaster. Good AI should not be as easy to fool AI would be good as programmer in a maintenance job, as it doesn't forget things - and should it forget, or unlearn, just turn it off after each done task... #JustHadToWarmUpMemoriesAfterYearLongDelayWithOneProgram AI robots as motivational conference speakers? Huge range of quotable knowledge & emotion-expressing gestures & tones, annually re-usable
Humanoid AI robots could be better multitaskers than human. That's why they would benefit from extra pair of hands to be able to tweet while working What?! There are still no books titled "Lean Artificial Intelligence"! AI should urgently be used to solve the this far unsolvable hard problems of mankind: video and audio feeds in teleconferences and webinars Modern concepts: Neurocognitive computing: An attempt to create artificial version of human flaws When humanoid robots start doing stand-up comic, there will be too many jokes about their ancestors who had only one arm, worked at car factories and never got to go to bathroom during the workday AI: If humans' ignorance, rather than lack of intelligence, is huge problem, we should replace it with more manageable Artificial Ignorance AI could provide humans with flexible Artificial Egos, with (as in cars) modes "work", "team sports", "city", "presidency"... Fake news, alternative facts, artificial intelligence... what's the word for non-genuine wisdom? Counterfeit wisdom? Fun Fact: Real intelligence should sometimes act intellectually, but artificial intelligence practically never (with exceptions) Advances in "AI": Apparent Intelligence > Applicable I > Appropriate I > Advanced I > Added I > Artificial I > Augmented Intelligence How do we know when AI has really made it? When there are self-help books for robots Any current AI system that doesn't utilise a blockchain in some role, is clearly somewhat lacking and should be embarrassed A modern society should be able to afford Natural Intelligence, not just the cheap imported Artificial type When AI comes to wristwatches and you check what time it is: 1"Learning from your past behaviour, time is now hh1:mm1" 2"Learning from how your demographic group act, time is now hh2:mm2" 3"By global, data time is now hh3:mm3" 4"Need more data, ask again later" And then there is this Artificial Intellectualism 2017's term for Artificial Intelligence: Alternative Intelligence For cutting edge brand presence: Big data analytics could figure out the TRENDIEST colour palette every day and SOFTWARE ROBOTS could change your online looks accordingly #BestFollowersAreLeaders?
Advances in AI: Unfortunately, every AI system still crashes violently when it tries to learn the concept of "Daylight Saving Time"
In the future, bodypainting of robots will be an art form Artificial robots would be great! I don't know what they would be but I'm sure they would be great In the future, how is the voting age defined for robots? 18 y old robot sounds SO out of touch with modern times... A recent book about innovativeness gave me an idea that namedropping is an area where AI and big data have tremendous untapped opportunities AI: If humans' ignorance, rather than lack of intelligence, is huge problem, we should replace it with more manageable Artificial Ignorance AI will have really matured when an autonomous vehicle, at old age, authors her autobiography Deep learning in AI is such a silly term it must have been thought up by a human Memory lane: 2 decades ago I monthly read a magazine called "Data Based Advisor". It was about desktop database tools. Today it would be proper name for many AI systems Advances in analogies: Like rhino in china shop > Like rogue robot in china shop > Like rogue software robot in china webshop With the help of AI, tens of new JavaScript frameworks could be introduced every month! #speed (Tämä uusi robottihuuma on kyllä kiva. Harmi, että olen hävittänyt 1980-luvulla TTKK:lla tekemäni muutamakymmensivuisen työsuojelutekniikan erityistyön robottien turvallisuudesta) During cognitive AI era, company's AI workforce needs to be diverse, which means each AI will have serious deficiencies in some respects
With AI and robotics, companies can have so many software-based CxO positions that they need to start using a second letter between C and O Year 2016
Robots could produce a tenfold increase in tweets about robots
(Of course productivity (volumes of crap) from robots will accelerate global warming and we'll die in eco-disasters before war with robots)
Mystery: According to media, robots can do just about everything. Why weren't Särkänniemi dolphins replaced with robot dolphins? (The market for Pokemon-hunting robots should be huge!) In the Robot-Centred UI design of the future OCR-ability of typography will be favoured over legibility and aesthetics AI systems will not have CHKDSK.EXE, but CHKMIND.EXE that scans mind for bad thoughts, errors in concepts, corrupted idea system structures Fun Fact: Robots have the same role as UFOs and aliens had in the 1950s as representations of our collective fears and hopes! Just watching a movie where a guy in sort of a robot suit fought a real robot and won! There's still hope! Will robots have too perfect signatures without human-like sloppiness & characteristic flaws? #security #worried For the future artificial intelligence -based society to function, it will probably also need artificial insanity Year 2015Year 2016 prediction: Robotization to prevent near-extinction of species. Just think of a 200kW robot tiger or nuclear-powered whale... Future of AI: In 201 Microsoft's Clippy will return with powerful AI abilities to really mess up your work AI against us: Immediately after I threw away a pairless sock, the washing machine made a similar sock disappear Biological robots and cyborgs have been used in military for ages. Many have even _been_ such a robot (When robots become as "smart" as humans, they will _necessarily_ do the same kind of errors as the human brain does) Why do people call just about any programmable thing a "robot" nowadays? Someone should make a robot that reminds of the correct terms! (The first generation of full-size human-like robots are great at articulating tirelessly "robotisation". Good start for building skills!) Book of Changes: Now we might have people who are like a bull in a china shop. In future: robots who are like a bull in a china shop It is never mentioned what kind of music the robots like, and if they don't like something, will there be problems No clearer trend: 1) Digitalize things so robots can handle them; 2) Convert Internet for Things; 3) Bring in the robots; 4) Get rid of... I'm worried about the social problems for AI robots in the future: last year's models getting unemployed, no money for electricity, no home (Changing times require new ideas like this: "robots are the user interface to digitalisation". NOT.) (Making an Excel sheet with plenty of formulas is always a highly traumatic experience. Hopefully AI robots will do it in the future...) Thought for the day: Bad science makes researchers think like bad AI AI follows organisational hype, moves from neural networks to neural communities [no, I have no idea either] Future predictions: In year 2022 hockey teams are allowed to have robots as goal keepers Thought for Sunday: Human-like robots need distinctive physical appearance so they won't be confused with humans Intelligent robots would have limited vocabulary, use simple concepts, be prone to repetition - just like the average hype consultant After browser ad-blockers homes need in 2030 these: big data blocker, augmentation blocker, robot blocker, nano-drone blocker, mind control blocker (Besides doing all work, robots could be very active members in all kinds of associations; arranging & participating & communicating daily.) (Artificial intelligence has really made it when robots can become victims of religion)
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